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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Joke of the day.....

 A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for a group of friends. The wife was very excited and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with a bucket to gather some.

The man grudgingly took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach.

He kept thinking to himself: "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me." He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place. Soon after they started messing around and it got so hot and heavy that he passed out from exhaustion afterwards.

At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed: "Oh no! My wife's dinner party!"

He gathered all his clothes, put them on, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs, but was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. Just then the door opened and his very angry wife emerged, wondering where he'd been all this time.

He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said: "Come on guys, we're almost there!"
:)sayangi diri anda...salam sayang..sayang selalu....Shikin berkongsi bukan untuk dinilai atau dikeji...ikhlas luahan hati Sayang Shikin

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