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MY WEEKEND JOKE TO YOU!!!!!!!!!

 I like jokes a lot and I need you to read this to make your day smile

  MY WEEKEND JOKE TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. "Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.


The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.

Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. "Heavenly Father," he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him a puzzled look, and replied "I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

Please I need you be there for you

Miss you

Richy

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Sweety

 Sweety

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.

I make sure I never consult anybody about us because whatever you say is the best for me

Richy

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Sweetheart I dedicate this Joke as a present to you...from my naughty husband..

Sweetheart

I dedicate this Joke as a present to you

My love for you is eternal and forever

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

I Love Youuuuuuuuu

Richy

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"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

Sweetheart.

I really missed you today and I want to make Joke for you

May Allah fulfill our  dreams together

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

Richard your husband loves you

Muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh & Kissssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Joke of the day.....

 A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for a group of friends. The wife was very excited and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with a bucket to gather some.

The man grudgingly took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach.

He kept thinking to himself: "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me." He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place. Soon after they started messing around and it got so hot and heavy that he passed out from exhaustion afterwards.

At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed: "Oh no! My wife's dinner party!"

He gathered all his clothes, put them on, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs, but was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. Just then the door opened and his very angry wife emerged, wondering where he'd been all this time.

He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said: "Come on guys, we're almost there!"
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Bila Tiga Sahabat Bertemu.........

 Siapa sangka setelah hampir 23 tahun kami tak berjumpa akhirnya sempat juga kami lepak-lepak macam zaman muda remaja dulu..Yang peliknya masa zaman muda remaja dulu tak pernah pun kami lepak kat shopping komplek .... 

 

 Noor Azizan Awang classmate aku masa di SMDSO dari form 4 hingga habis SPM lepas tu dia sambung belajar kat UTM ....dan akhirnya putus hubungan...dan memang masa sekolah sangat rapat macam adik beradik.

 Ni pula sahabat sekontinjen  SMDSO ..Azman Arob..dia ni masa zaman sekolah memang pemalu habis..kalau nak tegur perempuan tak pernahnye..tambah  nak tegur aku masa sekolah dulu memang keramat hidup rasanya...hehehe tapi sapa sangka dapat jumpa balik selepas sekian lama..

 Jan Badakitulah gelaran Azizan sampai sekarang..tapi aku memang tak pernah panggil dia mcm tu sbb aku tak suka dengan gelaran..sbb silap haribulan orang panggil aku gajah maunya aku mengamuk...nasib baik tak de sapa gelar aku masa sekolah..

 Lepak santai di Coffee beans ...tah apa ke namanya sebab aku memang jarang lepak ka kedai kopi ni..

 Sempat juga pergi tengok wayang...adui nak isi masa lapang terpaksalah jan temankan aku dan Man sbb aku tahu dia  kesian kat Man. Masa zaman sekolah dulu kalau org ajakpun jangan haraplah aku nak pergi tengok..hanya tengok wayang ngan family je...kawan-kawan tak pernah..

 Macam kata Azizan siapa sangka dah 20 tahun boleh duk melepak kat sambil window shopping...

Putehnya..cik puteh.

 Ni kalau bini tengokgambar ni mesti kantoi..tapi tak pe bukan ada niat tak baik pun sebab kami ni kawan lama jadi sekadar berkongsi cerita...

 Jan sempat lagi shopping kat anak..tak pe nanti datang bawak anak bini pulalah...bahagia tengok kwan-kawan dah berjaya..

 The mind...dah banyak kali aku datang ke sini terutama bila ada meetng kat Golden Palace Hotel..hai inilah rezeki kata orang. Alhamdulilah semua dah berjaya ..

 Ini je yang kami makan sbab masing-masing dah kenyang...lagipun kalau bersembang memang dah lupa nak makan..

Peace ke dua..hehehe..jangan tak sangka  Man ni pun masih bujang lagi..

Ni dah nak lawan bercekak pinggang nak buat keputusan sapa lebih kuat  ke...

 Sampai jam 11 tengah malam boleh duk lepak-lepak lagi...alahai inilah kalau tigaa sahabat lama bila bertemu...

Apa yang pasti inilah sahabatku masa zaman persekolahan dulu.. terima kasih Azizan n Man yang melayan aku sepanjang hari...sampai ke lewat malam..

Angkat sumpah....hehehe tak buat maksiat...InsyaAllah

 Semoga Allah SWT membahagiakan sahabat-sahabatku dan sentiasa merahmati mereka. Semoga  mendapat rahmat dan berkat dari Allah dalam setiap usaha yang dilakukan.Amin.
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Romantic things to do:

Richy....

Finding romantic things to do for your love is very important. We all need and want to feel accepted, appreciated, treasured and loved. To give this gift to you partner, you need to be able to put your feelings into actions and words.
This is not always easy, s finding romantic things to do for your loved one does not come naturally to most of us. You will have to work on this, plan for it and also make an adjustment in your mindset towards it

Luckily, if you get this right, the rewards coming your way will be worth the trouble.
Follow the list below and start enjoying the benefits of being romantic:

Romance on the beach – go to the beach, talk a long walk, have a picnic, enjoy a moonlight swim, build a sandcastle.

Plan a evening – you can even cook a romantic dinner if you are up to it.

Use poetry – either write it yourself or use someone else's.

Flowers – buy her favorite flowers or pick wildflowers on your way home
Send flowers – pick your partner’s favorite flowers or even a single long stemmed flower can be very romantic.
More flowers – fill a room with flowers. Scatter them randomly all over the room. Avoid anything with thorns!
Tiny gestures – leave little notes and candy where your partner will find it much later – after you have left.

Love mail – send each other love e-mail, notes and even love letters. Make a list of everything you love about your partner.
Revisit – your favorite places and go back to places you use to frequent when you started dating.
Say I love you – every day in many ways.
Send romantic text messages – every now and then just to remind your partner that you are thinking of her.
Take an interest – in your partner’s work, interests, hobbies, family, friends and passions.

Music – make a cd with your favorite love music. Slow dance together
Call – just to say “I love you” or leave a sweet message for your partner to listen to later.

Go to the movies – and make-out like teenagers. Go to the drive-in and have a romantic picnic in the back of the car.
Bath together – use bubbles, candles, soft music in the background.

Surprise your partner – do this a lot with small little token of your love.
Be there – for bad days with a hug, kiss, a cup of tea, a shoulder to cry on and listen without judgement.

Favorite treat – be the bearer of your partner’s favorite snacks, drink or even a special dessert.
Chores – help each other with chores. Show that you care and that you want to make her life easier.
Pampering – spoil your partner with a message, foot rub or a voucher for a spa or beauty salon.

Take a nap together - there is nothing quite like falling asleep and waking up in the arms of the one you love.
Share daydreams – this can be a very bonding, romantic and emotional experience.

 

Are you Romantic person???

I am...........

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